God of Swagg

Do you think Wolf has neck problems from looking up at people all the time

astarion is 100% onceler part 2 just like him astarion isnt daddy dom enough for these people so they gotta make 50 shades of astarion to fulfill their fantasies for what they want astarion to be

astarion fulfills the exact same online purpose the onceler did

ok whatever idc *bites you so hard and dont let go*

BABA IS FUCKING GET YOU

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

“we need more weird art!” but not anything that makes me feel uncomfortable or alienated or challenged. “weird art” but i don’t want to consider the perspective of anyone i might have real irrevocable differences from. “weird art” but everything must be carefully couched in the language of white middle-class american sensibilities at all times. “weird art” but it has to be picked from a list of pre-established “weird” tropes that i recognize from carefully curated lists on letterboxd.

unless you shake off your fear of judgement everything you create will stink of cowardice :/