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if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub