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hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

yippeee!!! ^_^ *DIES IN THE EXPLOSION*

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

**giving you bad dick** yeah you dislike that bitch?

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

*scrooge voice* spirit of christmas future, for what wretched soul do they play the crab rave? spirit, take away this frightful vision! let me not see these hateful crabs!

taking a polly pocket dress out of my pocket with shaky hands and putting it in my mouth like a cigarette