Hear me out. Modern day. The boys watching documentaries on themselves. They make a whole night out of it. Once a month they spend all night watching videos on one of them and that person has to call out the bullshit.
“I don’t think you’re that short”
“THEY CUT OFF YOUR DICK??!!?” “I mean . . I’m also not dead so”
“Did … did you really sniff panties” “??? pft what of course not”
Wait until the love letters are brought up, and the self insert romance novel. Napoleon did some wild shit.
“Where did your humor go?” “It died”
He died and became a salty bitch and a germaphobe. He still does not like the French, Jean is the only exception.
“Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart“ Excuse me. What is your name.
Once everyone hears about Mozart’s wife @nafeary they see him as a huge softie. Just like Napo, they read his love letters to his wife. Mozart tries calling Bullshit but in fact he still has some of those letters
This man got arrested for being homo. Everyone is waiting for him to call Bullshit but he’s sitting there calmly eating popcorn. “Wait … what” “That . . that’s not Bullshit?” “I didn’t call it Bullshit did i?”
“YOUR GAY ASS GOT ARRESTED” “Was it worth it?” “I’m not sure which guy they’re talking about.” “THERE’S MORE THAN ONE”
“Why did you hate Michelangelo so much?” “I still do”
“YOU KILLED YOURSELF?!?!?” “uhhhhhh I blocked that out”
Everyone has to double check that Vincent does in fact have both ears. Theo is trying to protect him because now everyone has too many questions.
His only “love” letters were to Theo, but Theo wrote to Vinc more than Vinc wrote back.
“Were you really in an asylum” “uhhhhhh. Don’t think so”
Baby has just blocked everything from his memory and honestly does not know if any of it happened.
Died from STDS “GET IT” “He already got it” Theo screeches.
More Wife love letters “THEO YOU WERE MARRIED” “Wow … didn’t think you could be nice to anyone”
Theo is still screeching. Everyone learning he’s a softie. Even in his first life he was clingy to Vincent and barely left his side. He probably wrote more letters to Vincent than he did his wife.
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