The Lamest Elf

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

What? No, it's not a "mechsplo forcefem" thing – she'd already figured out that she was a girl long before getting into the giant robot. The combat drugs did however make her gay.

some of you dont actually love trans women you just want to fuck them. you’re not an ally you just have unresolved futanari fantasies

i got recognized at the movie theater by the way. so to that person: if you're reading this you're a fag

i'm not using fag as a pejorative here i'm saying that i clocked your ass and we are the same. also if you recognize me there's statistically no way you're not

also you're gay

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

I'm not immune to nostalgia for 2010s liberalism a la "this used to be the sjw website" but honestly ...... as much as the overton window has shifted into hell. What with the fascism. It did always kinda suck though didn't it

We Are having such an insane wave of antifeminism in otherwise lefty queer progressive type spaces but it's easy to forget what we used to have was, like. Pussy hats

That being said we did have Black people here before tumblr exploded their blogs. Women, even. And we had sex workers, too. Tumblr's political climate getting Worse can be pretty clearly traced to nuking all the Black women (2016) and sex workers (2018) and trans women (Right Now)

hmmm..... jax transfem fics....... i must prowl.....

getting a lorejob from a girl with big implications

Oh, the urge to make a fool of yourself in an in game chatroom just to make a pretty girl laugh...

Being a fan of a side character in Ace Attorney is such a harrowing experience. You want them to come back in a new case but you already know Capcom took them out back and shot them and the next witness is going to be a drunk cowgirl named Sawda Merder followed by Wendy Oldbag on life support

i don't even think the new god of war looks good but if i say that i'm gonna get grouped with people who are just mad that it has A Woman so fuck everything

boymoding angelgirl who has to hide her growing horns alongside her growing breasts.