slayed.

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates

For the “Earth’s climate has changed before” crowd.

did someone break a torch, why did tumblr suddenly get so dark

WE NEED TO LIGHT UP TUMBLR OR MOBS ARE GONNA START SPAWNING

they took midnight train goin anywhere

#minoring in zoology was a mistake because now i know all those toads are trying to have sex with the snake#i have to live with this knowledge and now you do too.#fucking amplexus frogs will try to get with anythinfb that moves#and also anything that doesnt move

so they’re still riding the snake

Cane toads have been known to attempt mating with dead toads as well. Or attempting to mate with a male that is already mating, resulting in a stack of amplexing toads.

cane toads have the sexual intelligence of a tumblr algorithm

can i snuggle into your chest and forget about everything for a little while?