theatre basement like the phantom or somethin

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

Mad At You Island is where the events of William Shakespeare's The Tempest take place

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

fill my bed put some liquor in it

I get @'ed a lot when my animations get 'stolen', but the latest reupload was of someone else's reupload. The quality gets worse each time, so eventually I'll get a mention saying "this is stolen from DeepBlueInk!" and it'll just be a single pixel with Brennan Lee Mulligan's voice

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

I need to make sure @gothiccharmschool sees this.

This is AMAZING.