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As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

I am making everyone remember normal goose

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

years later still thinking about the time i was being interviewed for a judicial clerkship and the judge asked me what i do in my free time and being a student i was like uh idk videogames and this very old very venerable respected jurist looked at me over his little glasses and said quote "oh, what kind? I love Dark Souls."

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

What matters in life is tagging posts as your ocs

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence