Why Naut?

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

well personally i just keep a harmless swarm of tadpoles in mine

Good. none of my business

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

I have to be honest with you. I cannot believe cannotFUCKING BELIEVE that I read all of homestuck. do you know how fucking long that is? how many clickthroughs there are? how did I do it? where did all that time go? when did i even do this? I feel like the fucking HOURS i must have spent reading homestuck were just swallowed up into a void like I went to a fucking different interdimensional plane to read homestuck and came back with just fukcing piles of information in my head I will never use again and lost every sense of patience to ever read something that long ever again. I’ll never read war and peace because of homestuck. we all did this,, what the fuck