Dogs, Engineering, and Emotional breakdowns.

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

I have to ask, did you ever compare notes? Were all the prompts like that?

Yes, and no they weren't! We all received real-world scenarios based on real requests made by stakeholders to real fisheries managers, so the prompts were pretty diverse. I just happened to pick one with a short answer, but it still required that I knew management practices and my fish species.

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

if you spend your life bitching and complaining about the fact people are 'expected' to engage in the dreaded pointless banal '''small talk''' instead of learning to trade pleasantries with the people around you, you will never know the true and heady joy of doing a dumb bit with a complete stranger and as a result your soul will remain small

#my favorite bit is when i wear my wrist braces in public and someone asks if I got hurt#and I tell them something patently insane #'I got into a Kung Fu Battle with the local canada geese' insane #and realizing that We Are Playing A Game #they will Yes And me #'Oh yeah they've been taking lessons from the squirrels' they nod #and within two minutes the lady cutting my fabric at the quilt store and I have a whole bit about the urban animals all being in rival dojo #The grandma behind me chimes in that the fat raccoons under her porch must be doing Sumo

we need to bring back the word square like i don't think it's problematic that you listen to taylor swift i just kinda think it's lame as hell

my favourite part of this post is that every time it gets notes i get a burst of transphobic anons

Same vibes are "strong sense of justice" being a sign of autism. What the fuck are you talking about have you tried thinking.

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

can they change the temperature outside to something else

im going to be honest if ur scrolling ur phone while in the shower u have depression

Full offense, but I think milk substitution charges should not exist at coffee shops. It is NOT my or anyone's fault that they cannot have dairy and that's that.