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mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-G—

to celebrate the popularity of this post, I ordered him another set of the linen jammies in yellow. now he looks like paddington bear

went out for pints with the lads last night.

I made this image for my working line, bred to hunt all day, rough tough... princess. She's *such* a princess. You'd never know she spent her first 8mo in outdoor (hunting) kennels; this dog was born to cuddle under the covers and wear pretty tiaras with matching necklaces. Anyway, I would like to share it for all the rough tough pets out there:

My little dog and sport dog both yearn to Dog. My biggest dog... broke everything I swore I'd never do to anthropomorphize a dog, because he shivers pathetically when not clothed and will be consistently skinny or even hunger strike for more than a week without being made special dinners.