The sky is pretty

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

please lord im only 7

medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

so overwhelmed by the love my little poem received, i wanna cry

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

it's hard to use washi tape with those tiny little cockroach fingers

Yeah well what about woman door hand hook car door? Did you ever think of that??

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

I kinda like the one that’s just 100 radio buttons.  

hi pleaseee pleasepleaseplsplspls fall in love with me pleaseeee just a little bit i begging you please