Ain't Got Thoughts

YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??

He’s not gonna take you back Bill

SEZ YOU! EVER HEARD OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?

Not even Stockholm Syndrome is enough to get Ford to go back to an equilateral triangle Bill, not even one who can sing, do YOU look like the hot elf he drew in the journal, no so get good Cipher

Okay but how in the FUCK is Ryan Gosling a Tumblr Sexyman. Genuine question.

Tumblr quite literally nominated him, got him in, then kept voting for him until semifinals, people are older, other people can be a tumblr Sexyman, it doesn’t need to be an 18 year old white guy with another eating disorder, it can be a conventionally attractive middle aged man with wet cat energy and an alien bestie now since the general population of Tumblr did in fact vote him in as a tumblr Sexyman

Since some people apparently missed this I’d like to remind everyone that there’s no one kind of tumblr Sexyman, this isn’t 2014, a tumblr Sexyman is whoever tumblr thinks is sexy

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