Hello Sleepwalkers

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

even saying cost of living leaves something bitter in my mouth what kind of fucking phrase is that. vile

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

The thing about this heatwave is that everything is horrible all the time, except for between midnight and two a.m., when the air cools and the streets become this dreamy purple-blue and the asphalt and city trees breathe out this specific smell and, crucially, reading and writing fanfiction fall into ideal conditions. 

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure