Naebulokk (Previously Aggressively-Skreeonking)

self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

Wait til you hear about every book ever written OP

shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

CinemaWins once said "Every movie, with very little exception, is someone's favorite, I like to find out why." and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.

​this worked last night lets go for round two

Hello tumblr.com user. You cannot post about sexualizing old men for the next twenty minutes or else the saw abo- oh. How did you even type that fast. I didn't even give you a device yet.

Just heard about "trans women" it seems like they've been having a rough time. Maybe we should get these girls 1 million in cash

Yes, I need to clarify. Each trans woman gets 1 million. Sorry for the confusion

Guy who thinks their extremely niche sexual fetishes are actually secretly universal to the human species, like, "Yeah, everyone wants to have sex with whales, but the norms of polite society won't let us."

Ah. The dolphin document.

...Dolphin Document?

Um.

Ah. Not the document I was thinking of but, yeah, similar reading on the yikes meter.

You mean that there are two *separate* documents discussing intercourse with dolphins?

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

fucking constant reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake!!!!!!!!!! the tv has only been around for like a century you literally cannot be out of ideas already

Mario Heritage Post

can you be a fucking faggot with me for a second