booooooi

i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA'AL”

STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR

A physicist studying atoms is really just atoms trying to understand themselves

Um wat

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.

If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

A second-grader dating a fith-grader seems unusual. A 30-year-old married to a 33-year-old seems perfectly fine.

Source pls op

This is Moomin and the writer was a Lesbogay so

Ironically, skeletons can’t get boners

omg tumblypoos???? has anyone heard of water??? its particles are so smol they are cute lil cinnamon buns???? & if you drink it cold it tastes so good???? it has no taste but like its so refreshing why is no one talking about this lol….

this post is gonna crawl out of the computer and kill me