i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

TURN ON THE SOUND. YOU CAN'T MISS THIS. THIS IS FANTASTIC.

being a person in your 20s is like being 40 and being 16 at the same time. i am simultaneously too old and too young for this shit

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

Would be asleep right now, but there are Fictional Characters to imagine in emotional situations. You know how it is.

Wow!

i hate that millennial shrek picture bc i really do look like that.

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

a platypus palette?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALETTE???