bleh

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

Professor chomsky is waiting for the collapse of the American government before he can die

not right now methforguys

this but jarthur. do you see the vision?

when the hell yugioh say this