ah. yes hm

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

The tragedy of Marinette Dupain Cheng is that being ladybug is extremely bad for her precisely because she’s so good at it

Miraculous Ladybug is about what if you gave a girl with extreme anxiety the superhuman capability to actually prepare for every scenario of What Could Go Wrong

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now