pop culture casualty

imagine you have a coworker at the old spaghetti factory and then a year later they're a torchbearer at the olympics

harry makes it in time to find sally at new year's every time bc of the sheer Power of the audience hoping that he will. if people ever stop believing, he will not be fast enough. but this has never happened once in the whole expanse of time.

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

my "i did not have sex with that alien in a tent" t shirt is causing people to ask a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit

Yeah it’s kind of weird. Hang on I think I just noticed a new door in my house

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

Hopper season one voice. Uhhhh lemme be clear. We will never search. For lil homie gay ass

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

everything is so bleak in this world but at least you can accuse old men of being gay for each other. they can never take that from us