mythicalfawn

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

they don't warn you how much you're going to love rock lee. no one tells you

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

God forbid women do anything

you ever think about how toasters love bread but hate toast

they grab the bread and hold it tight and keep it in their warmth but as soon as there's toast they're like get this shit outta here

of course... so wise. as we know, to be loved is to be changed, but sometimes we forget the change is not always for the better

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

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