Long Furby Turned Me Gay

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

“hamlet STABS the man behind the curtain, thinking it’s claudio—- but it’s POLONIUS. [vine boom] [OOOO MA GAAAWWWD] that’s right, he just killed his girlfriend’s FATHER. [WAT DA HEEEELLLLLL] [BRUH.mp3]”

the art of youtube poop will survive after the singularity

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Not what it says.

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

They reinvent golf from minigolf and what they come up with involves rolling beach balls through a theme park

BEEF

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

deadbeat group chat member

Honestly if any app asks for my government id, I am simply no longer using than app. Goodbye.

nobody says stuff like "youre cruising for a bruising" anymore. they just say other stuff now

This is because everyone stopped fighting forever