Example Of A Blocked Asshole

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

According to Wikipedia Jonathan is still alive as of this writing 10/21/22, and as of 2022 is the oldest tortoise of recorded age ever, the previous contender having died at 189 in 1966.

(frantically checks the name and pronouns of someone i speak to regularly despite knowing them)

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

The clap fucking send me every time

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highly recommend blocking ppl just because u don't like their vibe. even if they seem nice and haven't done anything wrong, but you just don't like them for reasons you can't articulate? slam that block button. your experience on this website will be improved for it. blocking isn't a moral judgment its just a way to exercise control over your space

somebody tweet this

i hope this email finds you in the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaurant

honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like ??? u think of me? u remember me? wtf i don’t even remember me sometimes ily

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

when british people are alone they’re like fuck i can finally drop this ridiculous accent

Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release

what kind of sixth sense do american have to recognize fbi agents that easily

to paraphrase her, its always the shoes.

americans please explain to a foreigner, he looks like some random dude to me

for the past 60 years law enforcement, military, and even literal espionage/intelligence based organizations have assumed that rigid conformity to dress code was more important then actually training how to go undercover, blend in, or understand what the fuck theyre doing largely because the ‘we are infallible’ mindset is too strong for them to consider they might not be doing very good

shoutout to the two “undercover cops” who were at my school to monitor the student body for a week, acting like “substitute assistants” and literally all of the kids immediately recognised them as cops and everyone would address them only as “officer” which annoyed the hell out of them because “we aren’t cops” like sir you literally have your badge in your back pocket and a taser what fucking substitute assistant would have an actual police badge and a whole ass taser??

also, note the small drink. They’re getting it specifically to blend in, and got the smallest size to save money, as they’re using their own for it.

iPhones, especially with black cases that clip onto a belt holder. If it’s a government issued phone, it’s an iPhone.

Crazy

you can see it in his eyes that he’s a cop