My SPN Diary

the fbi charade is so dumb if two scary looking pretty boys in suits flashed some badges at me and started asking me questions i would not answer them i would tell the weird g men to fuck off and come back with a warrant BUT if two guys were like hey i’m a janitor at the weird warehouse down the block and this is my brother he does ac stuff can we ask u some questions about cold spots since u live around here i’d be like ya dude whatever literally i’d give out more information to two weirdos sitting next to me at a bar than anyone who even smells like quantico

hey. do not reblog this if ur gonna say something pro-cop. i don’t wanna hear it. in fact i hope u break ur thumbs. this is a place for girlies who hate cops and are huge fans of elaborate cover stories that make almost no sense. also outfits.

Nothing will ever be as funny to me as the fact that society progressed so far in the time since 2005 that the demeaning homophobic jokes of vintage spn are now read as obvious signs of Dean Winchester's bisexuality. They tried so hard to make the cowboy straight that they accidentally manifested thee accurate long form portrayal of a closeted bisexual man on television. BiCon.

“i’m a fearsome indestructible monster of lore whose one shocking weakness is fire” buddy everyone’s weakness is fire

“zombies/vampires/witches/frankensteins can be burned to death” buddy who can’t

“zombies can be killed by cutting off their heads” dude I got news for you about how heads work

“a stake to the heart will kill a–EVERYBODY, IT KILLS EVERYBODY

“silver bullets” explain to me your understanding of the purpose and function of a bullet

fuck that mess, u know whom i respect? Wicked Witch of the West getting melted by a bucket of fucking mop water. that is some Grade A Classy Shit TM. who gets killed by a bucket of dirty water??? no one, literally nobody else. just that one weird green witch. now THAT is how you build a fucking brand

I fucking love this post format

wait omggg just realized that when people talk abt “cw supernatural” they’re talking abt the CW as a tv network.... I’ve been reading it as “content warning supernatural” and was like ‘yeah that tracks’

“supernatural didn’t have any actual monsters it’s just some guys fighting guys” I know this is a joke but I literally do not know how to explain to you that the fancy effects you’ve grown accustomed to on prestigious television like arrow and riverdale did not exist for the majority of supernatural’s lifetime and also they’ve spent their entire budget on flannel shirts

OH I GENUINELY CANNOT HANDLE LEARNING ANYMORE INFORMATION TONIGHT. I LOVE THIS SHOW

This is wiiiild😆 @vivithefolle thank you for alerting me to this

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