What Is Up In The Homo Hub

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

Reblog cause FACTS

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

overheard in the coffee shop from a middle aged gay man to his (female) friend: “are you embarrassed? about being foolish? please manage yourself better in this situation. this man is not behaving as if he is interested in you.”

“he’s evil. like jeff bezos. Do you understand.” and she’s just nodding with eyes downcast in shame

i forgot to add this until now but after the gay guy was done scolding his friend and they left, their table was taken up by an aging european twink telling a wealthy-looking bubbe with increasing distress about how much cold cut meat he’d eaten the night before and the funnier she found it the more distraught he got about his nighttime deli frenzy

he was like [completely unidentifiable european accent] after you went to bed. i ate ze ham. and ze mortadella also… and. also the prosciutto. no stop giggling at me zis is not funny it was 500 grams each. i ate 500 grams of ze ham and 500 grams of ze mortadella and 500 grams of ze prosciutto and that is ONE POINT FIVE KILOGRAMS OF MEAT !! I ate so many meats!!! Stop giggling at me i am going to be fat!!!! I even ate ze cheeses!!!

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

For anyone looking, I believe the brand is named Wudashu, founded by Wu Nan (who also sometimes models his own heels!), and can certainly be found on Taobao, though I'm unsure about elsewhere. Also, a few people have pointed out that the video has some odd warping that may indicate AI use. However, the creator, Jiùshiliánglì (Just Liang Li) has been making videos in a similar vein for a few years now and every instance of warping or flickering in this video can be attributed to the video having been run through watermark erasing software.

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.