morphenominal!

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

wished a customer happy new year yesterday and he responded “happy new moment! you get as many of those as you’d like :)” so we’re all gonna be okay

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

its my day off

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something