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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

my esteemed rival,

my beloved nemesis,

dearly detested,

the people who animated akira definitely had astigmatism

wait whats wrong with the pics

astigmatism gang

We all have that one character we’re in too deep for.

I very much want to know if their mom has noticed the switch.

I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

reblog to save a life

reblog to literally save a life, i’ve lost too many people because they couldn’t afford insulin

GET the fuck back in there nobody gonna invent society n taxes now bitch!!!

Constantly sanitizing everything in stores

Wearing MEDICAL masks when you’re sick.

Curbside pickup and 50% capacity

Knowing a greater number of grown adults are washing their hands. With water AND soap.

The old man was right and you deserve to be shamed, you inhuman technophile.