My Nerdy Outlet

they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.

Wait shit

one of my classic texts, from the archives

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

For those who needed to hear it today

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

out of the tags with you

Bi culture TikTok

The next two pictures are from what appears to be from a stand up show, with a young white comedian, who says, “I’m bisexual which means you’re all at risk,” They point to an audience member, “We’ll start with you and work around.” end id]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

three. liters.

He is my princess diana

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.