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christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)
I don’t know why, but reading “oil on saltine” just sent me
This is dated two days before the armed insurrection at the US Capitol
totally blown away to have found out this iconic scary picture is actually just of an animatronic halloween decoration. That picture and the Russian Sleep Experiment story had me in an absolute chokehold when i was a little kid, and even when i got older and accepted that it was fake, I still could never exactly account for what it was in that picture. Assumed it was some really good prosthetics, made for a macabre art piece or, I hoped, for some really obscure horror movie that I might be able to find someday. Nope! his name is Spazm and he’s from Spirit Halloween
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

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obsessed with this image
the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads
hi im all for klaus jus knowin the weirdest useful shit
i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

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Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......
Cannot stress enough that this is NOT a condemnation, this is genuine delight that young girls in my town have stopped dressing up like Kardashians and are finally just goofing around on summer break in comfortable shoes and funky graphic shirts.
15 year olds should not be worries about having a thigh gap, they should be trying on SpongeBob bucket hats at the pier and drinking twice their weight in corn syrup like hummingbirds
s2 v s3
i love that the hargreeves had zero money to get a hotel room, and zero luggage, but somehow they're whipping cool outfits out of nowhere for the rest of the season. klaus got a wetsuit and a trenchcoat from, well, somewhere! five acquired a wholeass old man chic outfit. seriously were they raiding the closets of other hotel guests lmao
the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads
I love u crossdressing I love u transsexualism I love u nonconformity I love u leather I love u hormone replacement therapy I love u gay sex I love u transvestites I love u girlboys I love u femininity I love u gender subversion I love u found family through similar experiences I love u freaks I love u weirdos I love u explicit and unapologetic gender variance

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Tonight is all I ever really wanted. Just everybody coming together when it really matters. One big real family.
The Hargreeves family in The Umbrella Academy Season 3
Lila talking about the umbrella academy: