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I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

Gamera is the best kaiju series actually in the first movie the humans are like "well we can't kill him with conventional weapons, let's shoot him into space! Surely he won't survive that!" so they do that, and then the second movie opens up with "Gamera can fly and survive in the void of space so he just turned around"

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

new seasons greasons lore dropped

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use