Paleoproterozoic Queen

bleak falls barrow

noticehow everyone was defeaated

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

Settlers of catan

go white boy! get stupid!

lost in the sauce

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday

Real events bore out Khalek’s observation with spine-tingling crudeness when, in 2019, the weapons manufacturer Raytheon (responsible for many lethal drone bombings of Yemenis) wrote a check to the Girl Scouts of the USA, after which the two organizations cosponsored a series of “Cyber Challenges” themed around juvenile females’ career advancement. Smiling cadettes learned code and received “mentorship,” all courtesy of the “defense” megalith that ongoingly profits from selling bombs to Saudi Arabia, which end up obliterating Yemeni school buses.