"i can help you."

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

I love how we all collectively agree as a fandom how absolutely unhinged Kaz was for casually taking off his shirt and washing himself in front of Inej. I love how we all wonder what in the hell was his thought process for this. How often does he do this?

I am a firm believer that if Kaz hadn’t kissed Inej’s neck during the bathroom scene he wouldn’t have been able to beat the shit out of the Dregs the way he did

Small penises aren’t bad, balding isn’t bad, being short isn’t bad, being fat isn’t bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they’re bad) the better.

There was a really big cowboy-looking dude in the coffee shop, and after a while I realized he seemed to be staring at me, and I was getting uncomfortable until he suddenly startled and came over to say "I'm so sorry, ma'am, I wasn't trying to stare at you. There is a HUGE bird behind you." And lo and behold, right outside the window, there was an absolute unit of a crow.

I AM DEAD I AM SO FUCKING DEADLDKDKDKDNDSNSNSN

did y'all know that child-resistant packaging actually has to be tested on children like they literally go to a daycare and ask a bunch of kids to open medication packages and if they can the company has to go back and redo their packaging from scratch

“they may use their teeth” is somehow the funniest motherfucking part

Stop whatever you are doing and spend 2 minutes watching bears who work as professional product testers. 

Let’s hear it for all the hard working professional bears

it costs literally zero dollars and zero cents to be nice to libby rhodes so why can’t anyone manage it