I Know Metal

say it with me folks: calling the admittedly very talented shadow and bone cast the "perfect cast" ignores the colorism and fatphobia involved in palewashing jesper (who is canonically dark-skinned) and skinnywashing nina (who is canonically fat)

thinking about an army of cats named inej standing outside a mansion waiting for wylan to feed them btw.

kind of love the fuckass way kaz writes the letter g like wtf are you doin man

I request evidence

what. the actual fuck. is this bitch on.

kaz darling.. no

Nothing about this man can ever be normal

I have all of the crows rotating around in my brain microwave style.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

matthias helvar’s character arc is actually so fucking beautiful because he actively chooses to change his viewpoint of the world. he instinctually thinks something bad, and then stops and reminds himself to give it a second thought. he sees in hindsight how his old life was poisoning him. he wants to help others who had been in his position, even if they can’t see the poison on their own yet.