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honestly a cactus under the stars in the desert….. nothin wrong w that

i literally couldnt give less of a fuck about gaming

“game is on”? yeah? “ghlf”? what is it like to lock yourself 30 minutes in the bathroom trying to piss a small droplet like youre pissing your heart out by desperately yelling at your dick and swinging it like an elephants trunk

what does this mean im having a stroke

I don't care how it's spelled as long as you're sharing

I get so gay off that garsantos mcvadi situationships with a side of yearning crashtos

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

Someone who single-handedly killed hundreds of thousands of people thinks he gets to call anyone else “not a good human.” And for being “mean” to him on Twitter, of all things

Pussy*

it’s good for you to look at things that make you lightheartedly say “ew” while snickering like a little kid and then carry on. i say this genuinely. it will shift your knee-jerk reaction towards things that mildly disgust you away from fear

TONIGHT, on June 14/15th, 2026, at an unspecified time in the night, Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car in hit-and-run incident.

charismatic but in the sense that being an absolute freak does interest & compel people