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honestly a cactus under the stars in the desert….. nothin wrong w that

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

Happy pride 💕 go into the woods tonight and let your local werewolf dyke fuck you to celebrate

women covered in blood of men they just killed will always be the best trope in cinema. brilliant. incredible. show stopping. spectacular. give me 100 more

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

OH SHOOT IT'S CONTEST TIME AGAIN??

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

the beach that. makes you dead

no no i think it’s extremely cool that you brought your 90 pound working breed with you to this breakfast restaurant while you get atlanta drunk at 11:30am

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.