deliberately curating to remain oblivious

the lion does not concern herself with papa

"I love you. ...That was for the potatoes, not for you."

I am now in debt to someone I have never met before

If you did this to a human they wouldn’t like it but potatoes aren’t even remotely scared of this

This was now a decade ago but I got news about this kitty from someone who works at the clinic he lived in: he lived up to 20 years old 💙

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

Happy 22nd of April, everyone!

10 years of embarrassing OP’s sister!

Let’s make it 11!

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

World Heritage Post

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

You're right but don't say it like that

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

You will get over it because you fucking have to

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

and like. broke

Sometimes homeless people will be off-putting and rude and demand more of your attention than you're comfortable giving. I promise you, if you had to deal with a fraction of what they do on a daily basis, you'd become off-putting too. Sit with your discomfort and direct your anger at the systems which made them homeless, not at the person in front of you who is struggling.

burnout is when you run out of fakin-it juice