I need a fix of rock and roll

endlessly frustrating that whenever anyone is like 'i wish i could complain about X without people trying to give me unsolicited advice' swarms of people are always like 'clearly you have not heard *my* unsolicited advice!' and it's always like yes I have. Didn't help.

Bringing this back to say if you see a post where someone is explicitly like 'i am just venting and not seeking advice' and you respond 'i know you don't want advice but-' I am blasting you with my orbital laser.

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

Two indy horror movies are now outperforming a Star Wars flick at the summer box office; truly the Old Gods are dead.

if i saw someone dressed like this in public i’d immediately assume they’re cooler than me 😭😭

don't tempt me I'll wear one just because I ran out of belt space for more pockets

talking is so exhausting unless it’s with the right person

@shandidellamorte ❤️❤️❤️❤️

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

I hate when the new semester starts, bc wdym I don’t have time to read x reader fics till 1 in the morning anymore??!!!??