~As alive as you need me to be~

So I'm curious about this One Piece officialverse. How does one gain entry??

I know a lot of games have you playing as ✨️superhuman badasses✨️ but the way it's being presented in Devil May Cry is especially entertaining to me. We've got these demon boys, and they're duct taping jet engines to their swords. The item description is like "yeah this is a stupid idea but by virtue of its wielder being stronger than a frieght train its somehow working as intended. No one else would think of this because most people live in a world of normal physics." Other characters have to learn spells and do little tricks to upgrade their movement tech, but when Dante wants to run faster, he simply runs faster. Doublejump is a state of mind. I almost feel bad for these demons I'm fighting, because I too would fly into an enraged state if I tried to throw a car at this white haired brat and he walked it off by doing a little comedy skit about it. This one family is running around with nigh unlimited physical power and instead of styling themselves in the image of gods they're channeling the immortal legacy of Bugs Bunny.

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all i want to do is touch Sebastian Bach’s hair