My Trash Palace

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

a ring camera is like if a mezuzah was evil

hear o neighborhood you are being surveilled

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

omega-3verse

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

I saw a just regular anarchist propaganda meme this week that was like THE BOOT YOU LICK WILL ALSO CRUSH YOU and I was like yeah why are we yelling

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

"taylor lorenz is online beefing about long covid with the third hadid sister" would be a joke on the other two season 6 if WOKE hadn't won

why have we not yet decided to refer to the self-scrutinizing witch-hunt nature of current fandom culture as fanopticon

hot butch summer is coming up which means: full bush. swim trunks. sports bra. tank top. who is ready

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate