This Monster Is Real Amiable Sort Of Freak

was talking about this the other day. gender bender porn barely qualifies as a fetish for trans people. that's just like the missionary position to us

jacking it to gender bender porn but shaking my head every time they say some shit about how it's a woman's nature to be submissive to show that I don't agree

the funny thing about jarthur is that you'll look at them in threshold and think “wow these guys know each other so well and love each other so much, they must've spent years together” and then BOOM wrong they've known each other for a few months

I remember in the episode where they meet Noel at the diner John mentions paper tree and angel decorations, so at that point it's near Christmas. So the series would have started around August. Meaning it's actually been MORE than a year!

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

so much respect to the people in the notes waking up early to play video games, watch tv, phone scroll, and in general Fuck Around for a few hours before the world intrudes. now THAT'S productivity!

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

this is why you shouldn't swear

What is that thing on his stomach??

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐