built to kill forced to live

Picking fights at the gay bar: hey bestie just checking in are you in a good headspace to get your shit rocked rn?

Somebody save me from this barbaric, bidetless backwater of a country

Every photo or video you see of an american, god forbid any individual you see in real life, is almost certainly walking around with poop butt. They may have convinced themselves they dont because they rub their assholes red and rashed with tissue paper but, like trying to sweep up crumbs with a bad broom, there is always some left. They're luddites whove convinced themselves that the beauty of modern bidet technology is a scary, unknown thing thats meant to hurt them. Some even mythologize their poop butt as proof of their rugged character. God willing one day they may grow into a more advanced civilization

The average American male will write off bidets bc they’re “gay” and rather walk around with shit caked on their ass

It is with deep regret that I must inform you that not even the women are safe from this barbaric practice. They, like the men, also believe that using a bidet can harm them spiritually or even throw off the balance of their humors. Im afraid no one in this unenlightened land is free from the need for reeducation

I feel seen

you have to imagine opera o as a pillow overlord

surely this stranger you've never spoken to before will fall instantly for your most charming and debonair social move yet: ironic sexual harassment

ontologectomy

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Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games is about how grinding ranked will kill you but locals will save your life and put you in yuri situations