What if we're all just characters in a game?

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

no zelda was the scientist, that little guy smashing pots is zeldas monster

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

thank you. it is now march madness time.

I’ve never seen a boobs image. I don’t believe they exist.

(Returns sometime later with a rum and coke and a lit cigarette in one hand) (visibly shaken) they exist

the minute u see anything described as or includes “misadventures” in the title you know that shits gonna be annoying, unfunny, or stupid as shit

FLAPJACK I AM SO FUCKING SORRY

Did not expect to see Betty White going “Fuck the police” on my dash today but YES GOOD <3

This movie captured my heart as a kid. I love seeing it coming back for Betty White!

She was a gift <3

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

characters who continuously tell themselves they’re okay and even start to believe it until someone says their name very gently and asks if they’re alright, at which point the facade crumbles completely