And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

i was designed to sniff the armpits of very very hairy men #weakness

it's always a damn picture of a deer on here

Why didn't they just call the Baltimore Oriole the Baltimoriole? Are they stupid?

do you ever think of the fresno nightcrawler

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go