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we do have reputations by oatmeltyou, ilya(/shane) & scott/kip, 1.6k     During the MLH award ceremony, Kip finds himself having a very interesting conversation with Ilya Rozanov

Introductions by Calenderyear, ilya/shane & harris, 3k     As Shane prepares to join the Centaurs, Harris arranges a Q+A video for Centaurs fans to get to know their new their new rookie. It's a cute idea to have Ilya asking the questions, right? He won't be super obnoxious and also trigger Shane to feel comfortable revealing glimpses of his real personality right?

one of a million by amaes, ilya/shane & hayden, 2.1k     Shane doesn't want to do this. No part of him wants to get out of his car, walk to Hayden's front door, and have this conversation. But he has to - because it’s the right thing to do, because Hayden is his friend, because he’s tired of hiding. (And also because Ilya is making him).

Assumptions by there_must_be_a_lock, ilya/shane & rose & jackie, ~1k wip     Countless times people made assumptions about Shane and Ilya's sex life + a few times they learned the truth. [Or: timestamps, social media tangents, and other bits of fluff related to "5 Times Shane and Ilya Matched Each Other's Freak."]

Dick Math by hoko_onchi, ilya/shane, nsfw, 1k     On one particularly obsessive evening, he’d spoken into his phone, eyes burning from looking at the picture for far too long: “Hey Siri, what is the average Slavic penis length?” “I’m sorry,” she said, “I don’t understand your question.”

Boston Lily and Other Lies by sreka, ilya/shane & hayden, 4.4k     Hollander takes a hit. Pike makes a call. Rozanov answers. Or; Ilya learns a new vocabulary word, Hayden just can’t connect the dots, and Shane seriously doesn’t need this stress.

Ottawa's Favourite Princess by peiceabread, ilya/shane & centaurs, 1.8k     When Shane leaves his phone in his locker while rushing out the facility there is only 1 correct response, to steal it and change his instagram handle to Ottawa’s Favorite Princess 👑 or Ilya boosting team moral by fucking with his husband

bred for filth by mwestbelle, ilya/shane, NSFW, 4.5k     Lily I want to get you pregnant Shane reaches instinctively for his glasses, only to slip them on and realize nope, the text says exactly what he thought.

fallen down (reprise) by rinpanna, ilya/shane, 5.3k     "You are stressed," Ilya says. Shane's reply is like breathing, unconscious and automatic. "I'm fine." Ilya squeezes Shane's knee, a strained look on his face. "I do not want to push you. But you are the one always telling me to 'be honest' about"—he grimaces—"feelings. It is your turn, I think."

cause darling you're the one, and fuck, i want you. by pocketsun, ilya/shane, NSFW, 3.4k     What if a storm in Toronto and an issue with a plane cause Shane and Ilya to stay another night in Tampa Bay?

A Soul for Sale by verses, ilya/shane, nsfw, 10k     “I’m sorry to hear that it has been getting worse, Ilya,” Galina said, a line between her brows. “Do you think something has…triggered your depressive feelings to get worse?” Ilya had wondered the same, had tried to track down the exact moment his brain had decided to slowly suffocate him to death, but he had no answer. It was like the question of which came first: the chicken or the egg. He didn’t know which came first; his depression or simply his awareness of it. He felt as if he had always had it—he just didn’t recognize it for what it was until he became aware of its name through the Irina Foundation’s work. “Isn’t it just genetic?” Ilya asked. “The trigger was my birth, I think.”

Oh, What a Thing to be Seen by Verdant_Words, ilya/shane & cliff, 2.5k     Ilya is stuck on the floor, staring at his phone, because no one knows to text him that Shane, his heart, is okay after getting hit on the ice. Ilya wants to scream, he wants to beat Cliff Marleau up, he wants to melt into the carpet and become part of the hotel room if he can't have Shane. or Ilya is waiting for news on Shane and ends up coming out to Cliff Marleau

MINE by dntat, ilya/shane, ~1k     Shane may be unaware of exactly how beautiful he is, but Ilya isn't. Neither, to Ilya's frustration, is the overeager reporter who is currently interviewing his husband. Good thing Ilya has no problem reminding everyone exactly who Shane belongs to.

reaching out a hand by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi), ilya/shane, 2.7k wip     r/relationshipadvice - Posted by u/gingeraled42 15 hours ago How can I [25M] support my partner [25M] more? His father just died. -- Moments of Hollanov's relationship and lives, as seen through the eyes of Reddit

Please Be Normal About This by icopythefax, ilya/shane & hayden, 17.6k     After the events of I Like Jane For You, the public reacts to Rozanov and Pike as secret friends. Conveyed through text threads, social media, and news articles.

Ilya, Unleashed Part II by OceanusK, ilya/shane & centaurs, 3.1k     Montreal faces Ottawa once again and Shane has a hard time convincing Ilya to not cause irreparable damage once again.

Do you want a house tour? by under_the_bracken, ilya/shane & hayden, NSFW, 2.5k     Hayden's first thought after opening Shane's bedside drawer is: That’s a lot of condoms. His second thought is: I thought Shane was a virgin. The third thought doesn’t come because Hayden sees something dick-shaped and his brain shuts down. — Snooping through Shane's drawers, Hayden finds more than he's prepared for.

#Pikanov: or, a Case Study in Stan Twitter by rosebud_boi, ilya/shane & hayden, 2.5k     Ilya Rozanov give me one chance 😫 @meganrozanov81 ok listen guys you need to hear me out on this one… is it just me or is ilya like lowkey obsessed with hayden... like im gonna start a rumor… ... or, what happens on stan twitter after Ilya and Shane officially get together (behind closed doors), and everyone's a little confused.

all my days, i’ll know your face by justhockey, ilya/shane, nsfw, 2.8k     “My husband won’t like you touching me like this.” “Husband, eh? You’re married?” Ilya can feel the sleepy rumble of the man’s voice against his back. He presses further into it, folding his own hand over the one that’s splayed against his stomach, and slotting their fingers together. “Yes. He will be very sad when he finds out I am in bed with second best hockey player in NHL.”

Accounting by theribbonsweregreen, ilya/shane, nsfw, 3.7k     “What is grailed dot com?” Shane reads out loud from the computer screen. “How have you spent almost fifty grand on it in the last year?” Ilya doesn’t reply. “Is it a-” it’s like Ilya can hear the gears turning in Shane’s head, “Is it a porn website?” Ilya laughs lightly, endeared by Shane's choice of words, “As if you would know.” “Fuck you, I’ve watched porn.”

do i look like him by goldengalaxies, ilya/shane & scott/kip & hayden & j.j. & centaurs, 2.1k     He'd still not seen them kiss or touch in any way that signified love or affection, despite their now very public relationship and the elephant-in-the-room matching gold rings. No, instead, he’d seen Hollander push Rozanov away and tell him to 'fuck off'. The next half an hour did nothing to lessen his view that they do not seem very compatible. They barely touch. Every time Rozanov moved to touch his husband, Hollander moved away, looking awkward. Instead, they bickered and threw chirps at one another like they were still bitter rivals on the ice. Then, slowly but surely, Shane Hollander got drunk. The second the third vodka passed Shane's lips, Wyatt Hayes had let out a long-suffering sigh and said, "Here they go." Scott frowned, not understanding. "What do you mean?" Boodram chuckled. “Oh, you’ll see.” Scott and Carter exchanged a glance as if to say ‘what the fuck?’. (scott doesn't understand how hollander and rozanov work. one night in his bar is enough for him to realise that he's an idiot)

as high as i might (i can't get that high) by residentrookie, ilya/shane & hayden, 10.6k     Shane Hollander accidentally gets very high. That's it, that's the fic.

I've been wearing nothing every time I call you (and I'm starting to feel weird about it) by mightyd0lphin, ilya/shane, NSFW, 5.2k     Hollander narrowed his eyes. “Are you… jealous?” he asked suspiciously. Ilya scoffed. “You can fuck whoever you want, I don’t give a shit.” “...Right.” Hollander pulled on his boxers before he dropped the towel. “Because it’s not like you don’t fuck other people too, you know.” “I know.” “And it’s not that you- you aren’t enough, or whatever.” Hollander turned even more red, looking down. “But, like, we don’t get to see each other that often.” “I know.” “And, you know, it turns out you can have a lot of anonymous sex if you’re gay. People are surprisingly okay with it.” He said it earnestly, like he was the first person in the world to make this discovery. Ilya forced himself to swallow, keeping his face carefully blank. “Is that so?”

Yuna Hollander: Gay Fairy Godmother by wanderlove, ilya/shane & david/yuna, 6.3k     Yuna Hollander loves her son, she truly does. And she is so, so proud of him, in so many ways. He makes it easy—he excels in so many things. Emotional self-awareness is not one of those things. Look, she knows he’s gay. David would say suspect, that she shouldn’t put labels on something that’s not hers to label, which is completely fair. But he’s definitely gay. Now, she just needs him to admit it to himself.

Wyatt Hayes: Ultimate Ally by Lakespider, ilya/shane & wyatt & centaurs, 2.1k wip     Wyatt Hayes is a goalie, and goalies notice things. Wyatt notices things, and some of those things are bigger than others, like whatever the fuck is going on between Roz and Hollzy. OR: Wyatt notices that, despite being out, Shane and Ilya are far from being themselves, even with a team as great as the Centaurs. He strives to fix that :)

with a little help from my friends by gurlsrool, ilya/shane & hayden & voyageurs, 5.2k     "My point is that Rozanov, like, talks Shane down before he even realizes he’s panicking. He makes him snacks with fucking buckwheat in them and he even gets Shane to take a day off once in a blue moon. He’s an asshole,” Hayden says. “He’s obnoxious and rude and frankly, unpleasant. I’m not saying he’s a good guy. But he is a good husband.” Or: 5 times Hayden defends Ilya behind his back, +1 time he defends Ilya in front of him

Such a Great Son and Wonderful Friend by isthatacatsherlock, ilya/shane & yuna, NSFW, suicidal ideation/themes, 11.6k wip     “You’re her favorite son now,” joked Shane while Yuna held Ilya closer, and he rested his head on her shoulder, just this once letting her be his mom. He could believe it would be okay now, just for this hug. “I was just telling him that you’re going to get him a stocking for Christmas even if we break up.” “Oh, of course. You’re stuck with me, Ilya.” He pulled away and she kissed his forehead, making him blush. “It’s going to be okay. Ready to do this?” He shook his head. “Shane didn’t give me a choice.” “And I’m not either. Let’s go.”

An Evening at Monks by Climbergirlio, ilya/shane & centaurs, 2k     How the Centaurs find out Shane and Ilya's relationship start date.

your love moves me forward by justhockey, ilya/shane & hayden/jackie, 5.8k     “It’s not new,” Shane admits. “The gay part or the relationship part?” “Both?” Hayden’s jaw slowly drops until he’s wearing such a goofy expression that Shane can’t help but laugh again. (Or, Shane gets to come out on his own terms for once.)

Hockey Bear by Jockles, ilya(/shane) & scott(/kip) & ryan, 3.1k     Reaching out to Ryan was a good thing to do. He should have been there as his captain before, the least he can do is bring Scott as a backup captain now.

Roster Adjustment by emphasisonthehomo, ilya/shane, nsfw, 4k     “Have been traded.” Ilya says. What? “What?” Shane’s hand clenches around his phone. “Yes,” Ilya says. “Word has not leaked yet, but I wanted you to know first.”

Change of Plans by residualchaos, ilya/shane & troy & centaurs, 11.6k wip     Shane goes to Tampa. The next morning, Troy Barrett receives a text from Ilya: “Bringing boyfriend to breakfast. Tell team to be not weird.” The Centaurs are, unsurprisingly, weird about it but become the best support system they could ask for as Shane and Ilya navigate the choice to fully begin their lives together and love each other out loud.

Behind the Brooding by 4vaderbabe4, ilya/shane & cliff, 3.8k wip     Ilya has been used to it for years, living in constant comparison with Shane. Ilya is frequently praised for his aggressive play style, tearing out onto the ice like a rabid animal and winning through brute force. He’s a loose cannon out on the rink, that’s why Boston loves him so much. Shane’s image in the media is much different. He doesn’t fight, he doesn’t speak badly about other teams, he’s calm and calculated. Ilya is not. But he could be.

I Hated Lilying to You by znks, ilya/shane & hayden & j.j., 4.9k     “Hayden felt sick as he saw Shane glance between them and his own phone in J.J.’s hand, taking in what was probably his worst nightmare playing out right in front of him. Because Hayden could see it, within seconds, the way his face closed off, went blank, like he knew exactly what was happening because he’d been dreading it for so long. But his eyes, fuck, his eyes showed everything even as he went very still. The bone-deep profound terror was all there. Hayden wanted everything to stop, he wanted to shove J.J. out of the room, shove himself out of this situation, shove Shane out of harm’s way. “Why the fuck is Rozanov sexting you?” Hayden wanted to shove the shirt Shane hadn’t had time to put on in J.J.’s fucking mouth.”

The First Pancake is Always Lumpy by Anonymous, ilya/shane, 3.4k     Last night, Ilya dreamed Shane served him divorce papers. They were making dinner when suddenly Shane pulled them out of the microwave and thrust them into Ilya’s hand. This isn’t working, he said. I’m divorcing you. No negotiations. And look: of course Ilya understands that it was just a dream. The official divorce petition was a stack of sticky notes. Shane had faintly green skin and, Ilya is pretty sure, a third eye next to his left nipple. It obviously wasn’t real. But.

the effect you could not help having by conturbat_me, ilya/shane & david/yuna & grigori, nsfw, 18.8k     Childhood histories.