soren with one eye

nickelodeon 2010s teen sitcom apartment decoration

reblog to give prev a little sticker and tell them you’re proud of them

my lord may i be dismissed? i would like to go into the dungeon and scream until i lose my voice

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

“Wait, oh, haha! Wait that’s so funny. Wait I know the perfect meme for that. Hang on. Hang on. I’ll find it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. FOUN—wait it’s not this one. Just a sec just a sec I’ll find it. Hang on I’m asking in discord. My friend Bean will know. Hang on. It’s so funny really just hang on.”

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

something that i find fascinating from the university professor lead panic about poor literacy in college students in the US is that in some ways they are kind of showing their hand that the past 15 years have been the peak of like percentage of graduating high schoolers attending university and that college education has become almost as necessary and expected as high school that in some ways u must wonder if truly this halcyon past they are yearning for is the far more elitist university that simply does not have space for most people or to confront that university courses are simply not designed for most people and are intentionally for weeding out those they dont believe should succeed and their annoyance is that people traditionally barred from entrance to their spaces are now here

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

*twirls my bush in my fingers* kill him