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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Amy Adams Janis Joplin Biopic Not Happening
Amy Adams has been attached to star in a Janis Joplin biopic for several years, and in 2014 the project seemed to pick up steam when Wild and Dallas Buyers Club director Jean-Marc VallÊe signed on to direct. But alas, it now appears the film is dead for good.
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lol full offense but stop policing how frequently bisexuals date either genders. just cause iâve dated 5 girls back to back doesnât make me a lesbian, just like another bisexual woman who has dated 5 men back to back doesnât make her straight. being bisexual means the person has the potential to be attracted to more than one gender and thatâs it. what they do with it is their business so just let us live for crying out loud let us live.
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Find out Americansâ favorite swear words with this interactive map
An interesting project on Quartz accumulates data from billions of tweets to compile a list of the 100,000 most popular words in English, and, thanks to an interactive map, lets you figure out exactly where people use words like âshitheadâ and âfuckingâ and âgoddamnâ the most.
take a fucking microchip babes
reblog if you wanna get beaten up by depeche mode with metal hammers
I donât know what this is all I know is that I canât stop thinking about it
1) AVENGED FAMILY
2) IMMEDIATELY PARTY
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Did u grow up without a positive male influence
didnt everyone
Listeners, I do not know everything about Carlos, and he does not tell me everything. That is okay. We are not one person. How lonely that would be, a couple that has made themselves one so completely that they are once again alone.
-Welcome to Night Vale #55, The University of What It Is (via charmingpplincardigans)
I wonder from where so many Americans get the idea that voting is supposed to be some expression of your deepest, most beloved values and virtues rather than a pragmatic, political move meant to shift your country as much closer to your ideal as possible. This strikes me as another example of extreme individualism. Voting isnât about *you*. Itâs about your city, state, and/or country. It doesnât have to feel transcendently good deep down in your bones. It just has to *do* as much good as you can do, in this particular moment in time.
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fashion wasnt even a concept until Ramisus Christ blessed us with this outfit
jesus christ heâs an art hoeâŚâŚ. Catch him at the moma tearing up in front of abstract art. At Ikea buying a monstera deliciosa. He tries to explain postmodernism to u but he doesnât know what the fuck heâs talking about; you kiss him to try and silence him, but as soon as ur lips part he quotes some petra collins and leaves forever. The next day u find a pressed flower in ur pocket: a daisy. and you smile, for you know it was rami The art ho
Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained âwhy canât I treat everyone the same?â âI donât want to be a Sie!â âbut being friendly is respectful!â âwouldnât using âduâ just show I like them?â until one guy conceded âI suppose maybe Iâd use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he werenât such a cuntâ and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying âyou are all banned from using du until I can trust youâ
God help Japanese teachers in Australia.
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
Australiaâs reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We donât even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using âsirâ and âmaâamâ were sassing me.Â
Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for âgo fuck yourselfâ and if you werenât using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone theyâd take it to mean you hated them.
100% true.
the difference between ââscuse meâ and âexcuse meâ is a fistfight
See also: the Australian habit of insulting people by way of showing affection, which other English-speakers also do, but not in a context where deescalating the spoken invective actively increases the degree of offence intended, particularly if youâve just been affectionately-insulting with someone else.
By which I mean: if youâve just called your best mate an absolute dickhead, you canât then call a hated politician something thatâs (technically) worse, like a total fuckwit, because that would imply either that you were really insulting your mate or that you like the politician. Instead, you have to use a milder epithet, like bastard, to convey your seething hatred for the second person. But if your opening conversational gambit is slagging someone off, then itâs acceptable to go big (âThe PMâs a total cockstain!â) at the outset.
Also note that different modifiers radically change the meaning of particular insults. Case in point: calling someone a fuckinâ cunt is a deadly insult, calling someone a mad cunt is a compliment, and calling someone a fuckinâ mad cunt means youâre literally in awe of them. Because STRAYA.Â
holy SHIT WHY DONâT I LIVE IN AUSTRALIAÂ
