ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
Not today Justin

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
Break all medical patents they prevent advancement in medical science for the sake of monetary gain and greed
baroque in the 21st century
My dog watching me sobbing on my bed

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This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”
this is me dragging my past self
Your first, fifth, and tenth most recent emojis predicts how well October will treat you
Full shrug emoji, rolling eyes, and winky kissy face. Sounds right.
honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.
I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that
yea that’s him :/

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Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird
Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did
They really just went and DID THAT
(gifs from @baawri)
Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.
It’s actually better than that - the picture comes from dogs being trained to sit through a PLAY… which means there are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.
[image: several rows of theater seats, with at least an ear visible of over a dozen patient dogs.]
Two guys sneak into a movie theatre dressed as one fat man
Me, using PC: There’s nothing interesting on the big Internet.
Me, picking up phone: Let’s see what’s on the tiny Internet.
i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough

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DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS
as a werewolf, this is almost as bad as asking about a humans genitals, what the fuck
+Mod Wolf
this is the wildest addition to this mistake of a text post