i rarely go here

Every fifth MDZS textpost: nobody understands the Themes

PROPAGANDA:

[Dick]

"Just look at him and tell me you don't want to get him preggo."

"He raised Damian while Bruce was lost in the time stream, but he didn't get to really do any father/son activities because he was too busy also filling in as Batman. Give him a child of his own that he can raise and properly care for like he should've been able to with Damian.

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT WAIST??? HE IS ASKING TO GET DICKED DOWN WITH A WAIST THAT SNATCHED.

I want to torment my coworker with the fact that my favorite character whom I named my car after got pregnant on Tumblr (I'm forcing him to stay updated on the polls and he hates it)."

[Yue Qingyuan]

deathbed

alt vers 🔽

He's beaming when seeing Sakura.

PROPAGANDA:

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[Maes]

"The ultimate family man, the #1 wifeguy, wouldn't it be a joy for him to take some of the burden off his wife when the time comes to grow his family? (And shhh, everything is fine! Canon won't happen if we close our eyes and write fix-it fic instead)."