Insane Insanity

Sam, three feet away in a car with the windows open, desperately trying to mind his own business.

what if sam just thinks that salt burns everyone a little bit

he switches to low sodium everything when he goes on his health kick and makes an offhand comment about how it's backfiring because he's eating more since none of it burns and dean's like haha What

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

i didn't realize before i started watching hannibal that will graham's day job was being a lecturer at the fbi academy and i really want to know what his rate my professor page would say. "decent lecturer but we kept getting stuck with substitute professors because he was always called away to look at active crime scenes. showed us pictures of his dogs if we did well on tests. also, our final exam was canceled because he was arrested on several counts of murder. difficulty: 3.0. textbook: n/a. would take again: well. he's in jail. so i can't."

dean talks in his sleep and sometimes cas is sitting on the bed next to him, indulging in a very incoherent conversation

ohhhhh castiel supernatural you drive your tricked out pimpmobile and harvest your honey and make googoo eyes at that flannel-clad serial killer!! you can do no wrong in my horribly biased eyes

that joke about referring to all vampires as draculas but it’s dean talking about angels as castiels.

alternatively, to cas, all humans are either dean or not-deans

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Are you….. A reptile ?

what are you a cop? mind your business