what am i doing with my life?? ? ???

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

Oh my god I got an email from staff

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog

"Messed up" is a creative way to describe what they did, another way you could describe it is "Abbot consistently avoided doing maintenance and repair on the factory and instead spent 5 billion on stock buybacks, jeopardizing the health and life of every baby reliant on formula in the US."

going antiquing in old aperture anybody want anything

cave johnson

cave johnson

cave johnson

you sure you guys don’t want a pen or a nice lamp

Prison abolition isn’t a solution to interpersonal harm. It’s meant to be a solution for the violence of prisons.

Worth pointing out that the violence of prisons is also not a solution to interpersonal harm

ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

tumblr user possiblyfrogking somehow completely unaware of the concept of shift work

Microtransactions and subscription based games have completely ruined video game analytics and given journalists even more brain rot than before