me in five years when i still donāt have my life together:
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me in five years when i still donāt have my life together:

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I can't stop laughing omgšššššš
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They're brainstorming anti-spice legislation in the notes š
They really are brainstorming away down there. However, I like this note, so Iāll share it.Ā
ālightcycler:
Anyone even mentioning why you shouldn't do this, has likely stolen food before. There is not a single person alive in their right mind that would risk a food allergy was someone else's meal. Y'all are just trying to justify what you did in the past.ā
Wait, hold up. There are actually people out there saying you shouldn't put allergens in YOUR food (even if YOU are not allergic to them) because SOMEONE ELSE may have a reaction and DIE from eating YOUR food??? Without YOUR PERMISSION?!?! Am I getting this right!?!?
as someone with food allergies, can confirm I have never and would never steal someone else's food and risk an allergic reaction. Half the time I won't even eat food made specifically for me if I can't confirm it doesn't contain said allergens. Spice away, friends. Defend your food.
As someone who puts notes upon notes on MY tub of butter or mayo or whatever I keep in the fridge at work and STILL gets BREADCRUMBS in MY tubs from assholes putting a glutened up knife in MY CLEARLY MARKED 'GLUTEN FREE DONT USE ON REGULAR BREAD' jars, I support the ghost pepper lunches. Maybe I should spice up my mayo.
my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as ābetween a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have childrenā so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like āyou filed married last yearā he was like āyou changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kidsā and they told him āyou know who that law was forā and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
Chaotic good
NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!
this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work
malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism
Always reblog for malicious compliance
All my childhood friends got hot and I got mentally ill
Constantly torn between āif I show symptoms Iām real and validā and āI canāt show any symptoms because then Iāll be a bother so I have to internalize everything.ā
Dont forget āif I can control my symptoms are they still validā
AndĀ āif I show symptoms Iām manipulating the people around meā
Also āif I donāt show symptoms at any given moment Iām lying about having a mental illness and everything is an overreactionā

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me, after realizing that my body is not merely an image of myself i have created within my own mind, but is an actual corporeal form that others know and recognize: what the hell and fuck
When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you havenāt retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you wonāt be able to recall any part of it
Life problems I anticipated as a child:
- quicksand - ghosts
Life problems I did NOT anticipate as a child:
- the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.
The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light š„ŗ
Itās dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!
OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!
My ceiling is filled with blue lights⦠and stars and everything!!
OH Sarah!Ā I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH itās beautiful!
ppl forget the innocence of the elderly⦠if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it
āI can go to bed at night looking at this!ā š„ŗāØ
I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.
I have one! Iāll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours š
It has a buncha colors but these are my faves
Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful
Then the light blue/green makes me feel like Iām underwater, 11/10 love to imagine Iām drowning
And then dark blue bc it feels like Iām in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing
@haileyhurtsĀ where did you get it?
I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty
@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy
My cat trips balls when I use mine š the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking itās a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time
Same energy

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Sometimes classics can be improved upon.
The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries : an alternate ending for Shel Silversteinās The Giving Tree by Topher Payne šÆš³ā¤ļø
https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree?
This is the only tiktok youāll ever need, Iāve made about 13 of these and Iām not stopping anytime soon
[image ID: colorful text on various colored backgrounds. together, the text reads: sexual intrusive thoughts donāt make you gross / violent intrusive thoughts donāt make you evil / your thoughts do not reflect your desires / things will get better. you will heal /end ID]
Complimenting an artistic friendās work

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stfu stfu literally nobody has an ugly smile or an ugly laugh its just not a thing. your smiles and laughter are the literal manifestations of your joy theyre gorgeous no matter what they look like or how they sound
i was checking out who was on my blog and
whY
ARE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEANĀ
i have been informed that this is Ā hawaiiĀ
This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful