Cookies need love like everything does

[ID: A tweet by stoned cold fox @/roastmalone_ that says, "I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2pm on any given day". End ID]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

now that's a solid snake

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

You will never 100% idiotproof your creative work & if you try to, you will only succeed in smothering the soul out of it. btw

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

desired you while the women flee

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh