Cookies need love like everything does

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes

The scars where Doofs Prosthetics attach are such a cool detail!!!!

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping